The future is here, and it’s filled with robot strippers!
We wring our hands and stroke our beards thoughtfully at the specter of widespread mechanization and robotization acting as a powerful drag on employment figures, as increasingly, blue-collar jobs are being taken over by robots, and corporations are only too eager to accelerate that process along. But I don’t think anyone had supposed that strippers were among the threatened population.
Our erotic future looks promising. Creepy scientists have already got you covered when it comes to magic dildos and weird underpants that make it feel like someone’s tickling your privates, and now they’ve taken things to an insane new level — the future is here, and it’s filled with robot strippers.
Vintage Robots Hookers - Photo Dump
Is having sex with an ultra-realistic robot hooker cheating?
Sexy Night Elf dancing in Starcraft 2
Iglesias gets a little hot under the collar as he watches the virtual parade of strippers who turn out to be holograms.
Robotic pole dancers shake their actuators
Can-Can: 1943
(sorry, had to do it...)
Japan and America agree to put giant fighting robots into battle
Eric Joyner (see the galleries) paints bizarre scenarios usually featuring robots and donuts
What Computers Dream of When They Look at Porn (NSFW)