Breaking News from the modern Synthetic Zoe-Hippology Department at the Mormon Tabernacle and Cafe De Sky Garden.
Genetically modified space weed soaked in Mount Gay Rum
(Only from the islands, man)
Consecrated catena-trioxygen
Vaginal secretions from Sarah Jessica Parker
666 hours of condensed elevator music
Belly button fuzz from Taylor Swift
Extract from the fungus that grows on old rye bread - (Lysergic acid diethylamide)
Multiple Hat tips to Katy Anders creative juices
Barbecue the above ingredients with flatus from Puff the Magic Dragon
Serve with shredded Pokemon
Note: "I regret to inform you that any metaphysical service that promises or suggests it will effect a physical change or other outcome is not allowed on Etsy, even if it delivers a tangible item." - Christina Ricci
Helicoprion: stranger than fiction
Terrifying Prehistoric Sea Monsters
Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8. Our mission: to explore the vast expanse of space and travel to the remote edges of time in a search of miniskirts. Should we find them, we will record their existence for the betterment of mankind. It is only because of the gravity and importance of this mission that I'm willing to put this ship and crew at great risk. It's time to explore high hemlines, to seek out short skirts, to boldly go where no pants or slacks have gone before.
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