GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (213th Issue)

Everything you wanted to know about Elvira, "Mistress of the Dark",(Cassandra Peterson) but were afraid to ask. Plus some weird tales concerning Joe Biden and Captain America.

How can we do Halloween without a dose of Elvira (the undisputed Queen of Halloween) tricking and treating?

Elvira swinging some tassels around (Burlesque Stuff)

Elvira doing a Flash Dance thing

Enormous Elvira photo gallery

Halloween Pinups

It will absolutely amaze you how many different varieties and themes of Halloween postcards that there were published mainly between 1900 and 1930.

Cassandra Peterson with few or no clothes on, (1972 style), and these would be considered NSFW where you work. This being the case, avoid mockery, ostracism and/or termination by exercising discretion with regard to clicking this Cassandra Peterson 37 kinds of naked photo link

Cassandra Peterson recalling her career before 1981 - "I was your typical struggling actress. I went to every audition, took a million acting, dancing and singing lessons, and spent years wondering where my next meal was coming from."

In 1981, actor Cassandra Peterson gave birth to Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, a snap-witted, raven-wigged alter ego with gravity-defying cleavage and a campy knack for introducing and lampooning all manner of deliciously crummy horror movies as the host of the TV series Elvira’s Movie Macabre.

Full-dimensional, life-size, reasonable facsimilies: of you, or your favorite other person

[The Onion] Biden Offers Government Post To Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark

Calling the late-night horror film host well-suited for the job “and then some,” Vice President Joe Biden offered Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, an entry-level position within the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, White House sources confirmed Thursday.

Biden, who first saw the buxom temptress in a tight, revealing black dress on a Los Angeles television station in 1982, said he immediately “got rock hard” and realized Elvira had the necessary assets to go “real far,” and made it his personal mission to find the Mistress of the Dark a plum position in D.C. “Elvira’s hot to trot, so as soon as I was clued in to something opening up over at OPM, I got my main man McFarland on the horn and called in a favor,” said Biden

“Besides, it ain’t rocket science,” Biden continued. “All she’s gotta do is show up to a few meetings in that little low-cut black number of hers and she’s golden.” The vice president assured reporters that Elvira was more than qualified for the appointment, noting that the Mistress of the Dark had an impressive résumé of prior work experience that included starring roles in horror movies and Beer Chang commercials

Speaking at length about how Elvira had “kept the goods in mint condition,” the old goat reportedly became visibly emotional while describing how the shapely horror host’s cleavage had captured the hearts and minds of a generation of Americans. “I usually don’t go in for that spooky shit, but that vampire has quite the rack,” said Biden, adding that the dark-haired seductress has been a regular fixture in his “spank bank” for four decades.

Earl of Taint's New News Format Proposal

Elvira For President!

"As long as they're thinking of putting two boobs in the White House, why not mine?" - Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

In “Captain America: Sam Wilson #1,” the superhero also known as Sam Wilson heads to the border to take on an “evil” militia group known as the Sons of the Serpent, who are patrolling the area between Mexico and Arizona. Who try to stop a group of illegal immigrants from crossing the border. They accuse the immigrants of invading a sovereign land to spread disease and crime, take American jobs and collect welfare.“Attention all trespassers! I am the Supreme Serpent!” the group’s leader is depicted shouting in one of the images. “By invading this sovereign land, you defy the laws of God, nature and the United States Constitution! Therefore, I hereby apprehend you by the power vested in me by the aforementioned God, nature, et cetera, et cetera.”When the immigrant pleads with the villain, insisting that he doesn’t want any trouble, the commander responds, “Oh, I believe you, sir. I can see you have enough trouble with you already, trouble and disease and crime weigh heavy on your backs.” “Until the mighty wall is built,” the villain continues, “you come here for employment that is rightfully ours! And if denied it, you seek welfare paid for by our tax dollars! Also, you know how you make me press one for English at the beginning of every call to my satellite provider? That is something I cannot abide!”

The page comes from Captain America Vol 7 14

(more than a year ago)

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