GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (282nd Issue)

Priscilla Presley, original first lady of Rock n Roll, graces this colossal meta blog post. Also, In an effort to stay a breast of current events, I have included plenty of FAKE NEWS for your entertainment!

The cheesy Priscilla Presley

Priscilla Presley ~~airbrush~~ or spray gun?

[Priscilla Presley's reaction to Suzanne Finstad's 1996 biography of her, "Child Bride"] "Talk about 5 minutes [of fame]! There are people in that book I've never even heard of. That woman made me out to be some kind of prostitute. I dated. But that was just my life..."

Priscilla Presley had long term live-in relationships with karate champion Mike Stone and male model Michael Edwards. Other prominent men romantically linked to Presley include businessman Kirk Kerkorian, lawyer Robert Kardashian, hairdresser Elie Ezerzer, crooner Julio Iglesias, actor Richard Gere, American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe, restaurateur Richard Palmer and television presenter Toby Anstis.

Priscilla Presley's dirty feet

Priscilla Presley with the Mocho Dude

Elvis and Priscilla in Germany. Much has been made of the fact that Priscilla Beaulieu was only 14 when the pair was introduced, but the young girl was mature for her age, and Elvis Presley was mindful of the implications of the situation.

Elvis is Alive! (Weekly World News Elvis Sightings 1990-2000)

Elvis is Dead Hoax

It's not aliens. It's never aliens. Stop saying it's aliens.

That hasn't stopped numerous news organizations and people on social media from speculating that the space agency will, in fact, publicly announce that aliens are real and we've found them.

Far Out Sci-Fi #13

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CNN to Issue Trigger Warnings before Trump Appearances

NEW YORK – CNN today announced its new policy of issuing trigger warnings before showing the face of President Donald Trump to viewing audiences.

“We know the mere mention of President’s Trump name or the sight of his face is enough to trigger serious emotional distress or even seizures in a large part of our viewing audience,” said Wolf Blitzer of CNN. “So we believe that this is an appropriate policy for our time. Families with children will really appreciate this warning, as the mere sight of Trump reportedly makes many babies, children, and millennials cry uncontrollably.”

CNN has estimated that millions of viewers have turned off CNN because of their sheer terror that Trump may appear on their screens and further traumatize them with his blunt language, harsh policies, and brutish lack of diplomatic tact.

“However, our ratings analysts confirm that stories about President Donald Trump bring in high ratings, even if he also has a very high negative approval rating. It seems that Trump is a President that many people really love to hate. While many people really love to hate him, they prefer to hate him from their own designated ‘safe space,’ wherever that may be. Many people prefer to sit on their own toilet with their iPhone while they sit and hate Trump and curse his name, and go about their business.”

The text of CNN’s trigger warnings will read: “CNN trigger warning: a story about President Donald Trump will now be shown. Please take appropriate precautions to preserve your emotional well-being. Take shelter in your nearest ‘safe space’, or find a therapy dog to cuddle with."

World leaders also praised CNN’s decision. Angela Merkel of Germany praised CNN for “showing sensitivity to world audiences for whom the fact that Trump is so-called leader of the free world is a fact too horrible to contemplate.”

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Longtime birther conspirator Donald Trump said he has a big announcement to make on President Barack Obama. There are some possibly “Trumped-up Charges” circulating among Republican operatives that Obama allegedly used and sold cocaine while in college.

“Democracy Dies in Darkness”

The Trump hating fake news manufacturing hub "The Washington Post" is rolling with a new slogan to usher in the coming age of witch hunting.

"As long as the press is mindlessly partisan and bereft of self-discipline, capitalizing on that is just good politics." - Glenn Reynolds

From the Minister of Misinformation, in future all media citations must fit within strictly defined classifications: unnamed, well-placed, unnamed well-placed, official, unofficial, official unnamed, official well-placed, reliable, unnamed reliable, well-placed reliable, and official unnamed well-placed.

You are the new gatekeeper of the news

Spicer to reporter, "We're going to raise our hands like big boys and girls."

North Korea celebrated the birthday of late leader Kim Jong-il. Three days after Kim Jong-nam, the eldest half brother of Kim Jong-un, the current leader, was assassinated. The anniversary also comes as North Korea successfully test-fired a new ballistic missile causing China to halt coal imports from North Korea

From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: April 17, 2017, Trump Deposed by Military Coup!

Artificial Intelligence Magazine

Don't believe the hype when it comes to

Artificial Intelligence

If I Only Had a Brain: How AI Thinks

Can Artificial Intelligence Predict Earthquakes?

Can Artificial Intelligence Predict Weather?

The FBI routinely uses secret orders known as national security letters to demand information that recipients might not actually have to give up, internal documents indicate. The letters are among the FBI’s most potent instruments, because they function like subpoenas without requiring the approval of a judge. Internal guidelines suggest that the bureau has been using them to pursue sensitive electronic data and phone records — which overstep the bureau’s legal authority.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Many of the following Rule 5 links are to pictures normally considered NSFW. Does the Wombat Dude really have to remind you to exercise discretion when you click?