My girlfriend's over but I sent her away
'cause she almost knocked the supper off my TV tray
Bring a loada'
RC Cola
A plate of Twinkies
It takes a pink burrito
For to keep me clean
(For to keep me clean)
TV dinner is the meal that I'm lovin'
Take off the foil, 30 minutes in the oven
Bring a loada'
RC Cola
A plate of Twinkies
It takes a pink burrito
For to keep me clean
(For to keep me clean)
Don't like no carrots, can't stand no peas
But a pack of Dong Dongs bring me down to my knees
Bring a loada'
RC Cola
A plate of Twinkies
It takes a pink burrito
For to keep me clean
(For to keep me clean)
Girlfriend's switchin' like no other
Let's me spend all day in from of that 24-inch color
Brings a loada'
RC Cola
A plate of Twinkies
It takes a pink burrito
For to keep me clean
(For to keep me clean)
Only one think makes me jump up and holler
TV breaks down during Bowling for dollars
Get a loada'
RC Cola
A plate of Twinkies
It takes a pink burrito
For to keep me clean
(For to keep me clean)
(Oh yeah)
(That's right)
