This unorthodox Valentines Day metablog contains risque Sochi Olympics chicks and essential vitamins and minerals
You might know Cupid as a baby with wings , he wasn't always like that. Along time ago he was kind of a sex symbol. It all started about 3 thousand years ago with the Greeks, they called him Eros, the Greek god of love and sexual desire. That is where the word erotic came from.
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Eros, the Greek god of eroticism and love. In Roman mythology he is known as Cupid, though it was some time before he became the pudgy baby flinging his arrows about willy nilly that we know today. In ancient mythology he was a handsome and full grown man, he did still have a bow and arrows though.
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However, the above rule cannot be used when buying a Valentine Card for the wife. Women, being delicate creatures, like things that are pink and heart-shaped, with flowers and bluebirds, poems and posies. They like something called sentiment. Yes, I know it seems somewhat unnatural, but there you are. With that in mind, here are some tips on buying an acceptable Valentine Day card for the wife.
First off, go to a department store and look for a big section where they sell cards. Find the one for Valentines Day and look under a category called "Wife." Okay so far?
Now apply caution here. Find a big card, preferably a pink one, and open it slowly. It will be filled with lurid, rhyming prose about how sweet and wonderful your wife is, how perfect, how the angels sing in chorus whenever she comes to the breakfast table in bathrobe, bunny slippers and hair curlers, and how you realize what an unworthy dude you really are and how you don't deserve her. It will be sickeningly sweet. If you read the whole thing you are liable to barf right there on the floor, so it is best to shop for your Valentine Day card on an empty stomach.
Actually, it isn't even necessary to read the card. If you get the dry heaves within two seconds of opening it, it's a good card. Buy it, sign it and present it to wife on Valentines Day.
Your wife will read it with tears in her eyes (it's a female thing, you wouldn't understand) and then will ask you a critical question: "Did you mean what it says in the Valentine card?" How you answer is very important. Do NOT answer, "I dunno, what did it say?" Women like another crazy thing called sincerity. A wise man once observed that if you can fake that, you've got it made. Other answers to avoid: "Yeah, sure, what's for dinner?", "Beats the hell out of me.", "Whoops, I forgot to get it notarized.", "Shut up and bring me a beer."
Just answer like this: "Yes, I know it's a little mushy, but you're my wife and I love you.". There, now that wasn't so hard, was it?
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It seems Lebanese Olympic alpine skier (H/T) Jackie Chamoun did a photo shoot for a calendar that included some racy imagery. With Lebanon being nearly 60 percent Muslim, you can imagine the uproar when candids from the shoot appeared online recently. Jackie Charmoun is duly apologetic about the incident saying that she never imagined the images would become public or linked to her. I'm guessing she was hoping to earn a little cash on the sly and with the public/internet's fascination with hot Olympic chicks, someone did some digging and facial recognition work and . . . busted.
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