GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (224th Issue)

All aboard the Retro Bus! Good morning, I am Britt Ekland, your special metablog guild for the week. This adventure will take us to the far corners of the Cyber World!

"The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find." - Britt Ekland

Peter Sellers met Britt Ekland at the Dorchetser hotel, he fell hard for her and they married after a ten day courtship. The combination of Peter Sellers' stardom and her stunning beauty contributed to her fame. The fact that Peter Sellers suffered a heart attack in bed on their wedding night and he suffered thirteen heart attacks during his marriage to Britt Ekland did not hurt, either.

“When a 38-year-old bloke marries a 21-year-old bird, he needs all the help he can get. We used poppers (amyl nitrite), you know, to tweak the thrill a bit. Bubbly, poppers and Britt. It was all too much. Before I knew it, I was dead as a bloody kipper.” - Peter Sellers

"She's a professional girlfriend and an amateur actress," - Peter Sellers

Britt Ekland as Mary Goodnight in the James Bond movie
Man with the Golden Gun

Photos of Britt Ekland in her birthday suit

Mocho Dude has plenty of Britt Ekland photos

Britt Ekland had an affair with rocker Rod Stewart in the mid-'70s, and sang French on his smash hit Tonight's the Night (3:15). When Britt Ekland she found out he was unfaithful to her, she filed a $12.5-million palimony suit, claiming that she gave up much of her career for him and that she deserved a large portion of his income as compensation. The lawsuit was dismissed by the courts.

Cold As Ice

You're as cold as ice

You're willing to sacrifice our love

You never take advice

Someday you'll pay the price, I know

I've seen it before

It happens all the time

You're closing the door

You leave the world behind

You're digging for gold

Yet throwing away

A fortune in feelings

But someday you'll pay

O Mighty Isis

Topless images of actress JoAnna Cameron were a staple of men's magazines during the TV show's life

The Secrets of Isis' (also called simply Isis) starred JoAnna Cameron as Andrea Thomas, a high school science teacher who found an ancient mystical amulet on an archaeological dig in Egypt.

The amulet belonged to an ancient Egyptian Queen and it gave the wearer the powers of Isis.

Whenever Isis was needed, Andrea Thomas would reveal the amulet and recite an incantation ("O Mighty Isis!") and she would be transformed into the goddess Isis.

Snapshots that capture of some of cool girls of the 1960s

Proof Positive's Vintage Babe of the Week

is Marguerite Chapman!

A collection of interesting vintage snapshots of people with animals

WOW! CHECK IT OUT!

The New York Public Library enhanced access to all public domain items in Digital Collections so that everyone has the freedom to enjoy and reuse these materials in almost limitless ways.

The new way police are surveilling you

Calculating your threat score

Technology Explained With 20 Satirical Illustrations

Climate craziness of the week...

Global warming could cause humans to develop webbed feet, cat’s eyes and gills

Last-Ditch Effort to Find Rosetta's Lander

GOODSTUFF is still tracking the Owl Qaeda story

Joaquin Guzman Loera (El Chapo) has not done well since his escape from Amaloya Prison. Did El Chapo's Moll Cause His Capture?

Watch El Chapo’s Exclusive Interview in Its 17-Minute Entirety

Rule 5 - A Pretty Normal Little Liar - Ashley Benson

Hot Dogs And Prohibition Smut

The management reminds you that many of the following links are to nekkid or almost naked women. and we’re not responsible for what happens if you click on them while people who can and will make your life even more miserable than it is already are watching.