GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (253rd Issue)

Heather Locklear leads the super colossal meta blog post for historic science.

This photo of Heather Locklear perfectly embodies the sexy innocence look...

However, Heather Locklear was married to to Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee and to Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora

Plenty of Heather Locklear cheesecake

There does not look like there are any nude photos of Heather Locklear, only body double stuff

Snapshots of Teenagers in the 1980s

Welcome to your solar system exploration update for the month of August, 2016. The thing I'm most excited about this month: we'll finally see JunoCam's first high-resolution images of Jupiter. We'll also see OSIRIS-REx making progress toward its September 8 launch. Both rovers are road-tripping on Mars, while ExoMars Trace Gas Orbiter has completed a major mid-course correction ahead of its October arrival. Rosetta is at the beginning of the end of its mission, saying farewell to Philae and shifting into lower orbits. New Horizons is getting very close to the end of transmitting all its Pluto data, plus a new pile of data on distant Kuiper belt objects.

Dawn Journal: Staying at Ceres

Along with the other scientific features made available in the pages of DC's sci-fi showcase Strange Adventures was Amazing Ratios, a one-pager which combined a curiosity of the universe with some of the weirdest analogies ever to grace comics.

Jupiter so huge, in fact, that it doesn't actually orbit the sun. Not exactly. With 2.5 times the mass of all the other planets in the solar system combined, it's big enough that the center of gravity between Jupiter and the sun doesn't actually reside inside the sun — rather, at a point in space just above the sun's surface.

The Echo Voyager, Boeing's newest unmanned undersea vehicle (UUV) is a big drone submarine. It's also designed to allow up to six months of power before it needs to surface.

A chatbot is a computer program which conducts a conversation via auditory or textual methods. Such programs are often designed to convincingly simulate how a human would behave as a conversational partner, thereby passing the Turing test.

So, what is the human role in a bot-dominated future?

Did people really feed their babies beer back in the “good old days?” Well, maybe. If you were a weirdo, irresponsible parent. But that ad on the left supposedly showing ad is fake.

More Viral Images That Are Totally Fake

Getty Sued for $1B for Selling Public Domain Images [about time!]

Betty Brosmer was the first model to receive residuals every time her picture was published.

Top 'Nigerian prince' email scammer arrested

Mapping the Empires of History (infograph)

In 1942, the U.S. Government Printing Office produced ‘How to Spot a Jap’. The guides was part of the group’s “Pocket Guide to China”

From GOODSTUFFs Cyber World Ogle Office...

First Ladies and the Connection to Global Warming

Jayne Mansfield for President

Wonder Woman for President

Linda Lovelace for President

Plenty more Write in Candidates

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

An increasing number of companies (Little Brother) are "listening in" to customers' public conversations on social media as a way to better engage with them and increase their brand presence and awareness.

Thinking a creative blogger could spin this and make it work for the "thinking outside the box" blogger. I will try this out, for a week...

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