If you like puns and innuendos and double entendres, oh, and it all being gay, this retro comedic film is for you!
A Modern remake of an Early Days PSA - Public Service Announcement Video
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Innuendo Theater Presents
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GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (268th Issue)
The unforgettable Poppy Montgomery, ɟɹoɯ ʇɥǝ lɐup poʍu nupǝɹ, leads this wild and crazy meta blog post. Plus some stuff to help you escape from the insane political stuff
Poppy Montgomery (born Poppy Petal Emma Elizabeth Deveraux Donahue) is an Australian-American actress.
Err, one of Poppy Montgomery's brothers was named Jethro Tull
Poppy Montgomery was taunted at school with names such as Sloppy Poppy, Poopy Poppy, and Floppy Poppy. Poppy was thrown out of six private schools, for such things as eating with her elbows on the table and wearing the wrong underwear.
Poppy Montgomery legally dropped out of school without her parents' permission at the age of 14 years and 9 months. After leaving school, she took on a job as a waitress at one of her father's restaurants, but she claims to have been such a horrible waitress that she was fired by her own father.
GOODSTUFFs Poppy Montgomery photo album
Rule 5 - I Almost Forgot - Poppy Montgomery
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Watch Designated Survivor
On the night of the State of the Union, an explosion claims the lives of the President and all members of the Cabinet except for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Tom Kirkman, who had been named the designated survivor. Kirkman is immediately sworn in as President, unaware that the attack is just the beginning of what is to come.
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Watch Designated Survivor
On the night of the State of the Union, an explosion claims the lives of the President and all members of the Cabinet except for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Tom Kirkman, who had been named the designated survivor. Kirkman is immediately sworn in as President, unaware that the attack is just the beginning of what is to come.
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| The Bear and the Dragon by Tom Clancy |
The Bear and the Dragon sees Tom Clancy's most popular creation -- POTUS Jack Ryan -- back in the limelight after five years riding the pine. Even though Dr John Patrick "Jack" Ryan is back, calling The Bear and the Dragon a "Jack Ryan thriller" is an injustice, for Ryan is simply one thread in this complex, techno-lovin' tapestry of political maneuverings, military muscle pumping, and state-of-the-art -- and old fashioned "charm the ladies" -- espionage.
As we wallow in the weird, we might send freaky birthday greetings to John W. “Jack” Ryan; he was born on this date in 1926. A Yale-trained engineer, Ryan left Raytheon (where he worked on the Navy’s Sparrow III and Hawk guided missiles) to join Mattel. He oversaw the conversion of the Mattel-licensed “Bild Lili” doll into Barbie and created the Hot Wheels line. But he is perhaps best remembered as the inventor of the pull-string, talking voice box that gave Chatty Cathy her voice.
Definitely from Mars. God forbid it's from Uranus!
This strange creature which is identified as another creature from another planet is actually a sea slug- also known as Melibe viridis. Sea slugs is the breed which can grow over 12 cm in length, but their most fascinating attribute is the way they feed. Sea slugs use their transparent head as an ‘oral veil’-or fishing net- to catch their prey, according to Sea Slug Forum. If another sea creature will touch the sensitive cells on the inside of the veil, it will contract rapidly, trapping the pray.
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Some cool science stuff
Weird James Bond Comics from India
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Check out a few of the most recent articles in the Federalist's Terminator series.
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| A good (short) read |
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| Sultress - Raquel Welch |
Plenty of Raquel Welch photos
Huge Raquel Welch database
A mammoth photo blog of Raquel Welch
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| Self-Loathing in Romance Comics |
Big Boob Friday with Alex Hanson
Friday Night Babe is Haley Bennett
Friday Femme Fatale
BeCos(play) It's Friday
Girls of the Redheaded Rebellion
Double Trouble Two
Vintage Babe of the Week is Rita Moreno
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
"The best posts I have seen this week" - Proof Positive Dude
What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere
Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CCXV)
Rodney's far out space
NSFW Fred Dude the incredible blogging Dude
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Awww Monday - End of Rainy Season
The rainy season is over and the "Californian days" are here, at long last!
"The dog started caring for the duck when she was a little duckling, and since then they've been inseparable." - old Thai Lady
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They are very protective of each other. The duck in particular. I petted the dog but the duck gave me a bit of attitude, so I left them alone.
Spuds MacKenzie!
Spuds MacKenzie was the super-cool, wealthy, woman-loving bull terrier that was the face of Bud Light.
Animal mascots are nothing new, but Anheuser-Busch's advertising agency was adamant that Spuds MacKenzie was not a dog — he was a man. He did television interviews and even had hotel rooms in his own name to keep up the image.
All though there's one kink to the whole "macho dog" picture: Spuds MacKenzie was played by a female dog.
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Mad Magazine - Star Blecch Tour (colorized)
Star Trek Meets Mad Magazine
Take the Star Blecch tour now!
View the entire script, frame by frame
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| Great Easter eggs |
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GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (269th Issue)
Dana Delaney is hosting this magnificent meta blog post, for no particular reason. However, SexyCyborgs were included because grapes are in season.
Dana Delaney Cheesecake
"When you do a nude scene with an actor, he sometimes gets an erection if he's into the scene. It's sort of a compliment, isn't it?" - Dana Delaney
Rule 5 - Dana Delaney
Dana Delaney with the Mocho Dude
"I like water; naked in water. The combination's good. Everybody looks good underwater. The truth is because of the water and the buoyancy, you look good. Nobody looks bad underwater." - Dana Delaney
It’s pretty amazing how large the U.S. economy is, and the map above helps put America’s GDP of $18 trillion in 2015 into perspective by comparing the GDP of U.S. states to other country’s entire national GDP.
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| Pole Dancing Robots |
Latest Humanoid Robots Designed To Match Human Capabilities and Emotions
SexyCyborg is Dismantling Cliches About Women in Tech, One Boob Shot at a Time
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| SexyCyborg |
I could not get longer legs (height is most important in China) so I decided a big chest (800cc cohesive gel implants) was the next best thing for looking more interesting. I am a transhumanist with an interest in any kind of human augmentation. Any robot parts I can get I would- that’s why “Cyborg”. - SexyCyborg
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| All of SexyCyborg's photos |
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| Great Pulp Covers |
Most if not all of the following Rule 5 links are to pics of women with few or no clothes, and since these are generally considered NSFW, the Turkey Carver encourages using discretion in your clicking.
Rule 5 - Blood Moon Rising, Moon Bloodgood
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| You can rent this place... Cheap! |
How to deal with Black Friday without hordes and violence. If you suffer with Enochlophobia (fear of crowds) or if you just don't like shopping, this blog is for you!
Fred Dude's Friday Babes
Big Boob Friday with Anfisa Chekhova
Friday Night Babe is Ilana Becker
Friday Femme Fatale
Friday Rated R Randomness
BeCos(play) It's Friday
Cosplay this week
Girls of the Redheaded Rebellion
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| Gigi Hadid |
Mermaids... Lots of mermaids
Thai Chicks With Giant Jugs
Vintage Babes of the Week
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
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| Star Trek Meets Mad Magazine |
"The best posts I have seen this week" - Proof Positive Dude
What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere
Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CCXVI)
Rodney's far out space
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Fidel Castro the Human
Rare and Amazing Photographs of Fidel Castro from His Childhood to the 1940s
Fidel Castro has his beard touched during a visit to his hotel by youngsters who attended a Queens school with his son. The boy was secretly living here while his father led the Cuban revolution.
Fidel Castro's Cuba full of his offspring after years of womanizing by El Commandante
Fidel Castro gets a taste of America as he wolfs down hot dog at the Bronx Zoo on April 22, 1959
Fidel Castro tried to win over Cubans in speeches that sometimes lasted more than seven hours.
A four-hour and 29-minute spiel in 1960 earned Fidel Castro the Guinness Book of Records title for the longest speech ever delivered at the UN.
Gladys Feijoo, 19-year-old Miss La Prensa of 1959, kisses Fidel Castro as he signs his autograph for her collection
Cuban leader Fidel Castro is presented with an invitation to the New York Press Photographer's Ball, New York City
Even New York’s Finest couldn’t resist mugging with Fidel Castro
Fidel Castro sledding while on a visit to Moscow
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In the 1950's, the American Major Leagues had a Triple-A minor league farm team, for the Cincinnati Reds, in Cuba, under the name "Havana Sugar Kings". The Sugar Kings were consistently at the top of the International League rankings and were a source of Cuban nationalistic pride. So when Castro took power in January 1959, he took steps to promote and protect the team, which was deeply in debt (and which would be cut off from the US Major Leagues in 1960). Castro formed an exhibition team made up of government officials (all former guerrillas) that would play before scheduled Sugar Kings games to raise money for the AAA team. The exhibition team took the name Barbudos, Spanish for "the bearded ones"--the nickname given to the anti-Batista guerrillas during the revolution. It was never an actual league team, it never played any games against any league team (all of its games were played against another exhibition team from the National Police), and it only lasted for a short time. Fidel himself only played in one game, on July 24, 1959, when he pitched one inning (he struck out two and gave up no runs). The Sugar Kings went on to win the International Championship for 1959.
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In the 1950's, the American Major Leagues had a Triple-A minor league farm team, for the Cincinnati Reds, in Cuba, under the name "Havana Sugar Kings". The Sugar Kings were consistently at the top of the International League rankings and were a source of Cuban nationalistic pride. So when Castro took power in January 1959, he took steps to promote and protect the team, which was deeply in debt (and which would be cut off from the US Major Leagues in 1960). Castro formed an exhibition team made up of government officials (all former guerrillas) that would play before scheduled Sugar Kings games to raise money for the AAA team. The exhibition team took the name Barbudos, Spanish for "the bearded ones"--the nickname given to the anti-Batista guerrillas during the revolution. It was never an actual league team, it never played any games against any league team (all of its games were played against another exhibition team from the National Police), and it only lasted for a short time. Fidel himself only played in one game, on July 24, 1959, when he pitched one inning (he struck out two and gave up no runs). The Sugar Kings went on to win the International Championship for 1959. 
"Fidel Castro is either incredibly naive about communism or under communist discipline. My guess is the former." - Richard Nixon
Fidel Castro: Timeline
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Awww Monday : Pups and Stuff
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
(Because they have two left feet!)
How does a dog stop an alarm clock
(He presses the paws button!)
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What Can I Do to Fight Communism
Every age has its bogeyman. If you grew up in 1950s and 60s America you would have been bombarded with anti-communist propaganda. In hindsight it is perhaps easy to raise a wry eyebrow. Yet at the time the threat was taken very seriously indeed. Here, hysteria intact, are a few of the stranger messages delivered to the American people.
If nothing works, tell them that they are going to steal your women. Just in case that doesn’t work tell them that they are going to be sterilized in to the bargain. It's little wonder that the word socialist can still be flung at someone in the US as an insult.
I Fell For a Commie by Senator Joe McCarthy
I Fell For a Commie by Senator Joe McCarthy
A 1950's propaganda ad from Radio Free Europe, printed at Better Homes and Gardens magazine.
The average citizen couldn’t exactly go out and ‘fight communism’ in any real way, but they were given plenty of small ways to support the cause. The public was asked to donate “truth dollars” to support causes like Radio Free Europe, which aimed to “keep up the morale of the Communist-ruled peoples, and express the kinship of the free nations, with the captive peoples.”
32 page anti-communism comic produced by the Christian Anti-Communism Crusade (CACC)
What Can I Do to Fight Communism?
Published by the Christian Anti-Communism Crusade, c. 1962
Fidel Castro, the communist leader who stole Christmas, received three popes
After Cuba was officially declared a Socialist state in 1961, the Catholic University of Villanueva was closed, 350 Catholic schools were nationalized, hundreds of churches were expropriated, and 136 priests were expelled. In 1969, the communist leader abolished paid Christmas holidays, claiming he needed everyone to work on the sugar harvest.
It wasn’t until 1976 that a new constitution guaranteed freedom of worship, but it was restricted to Church premises.
The first papal visit to the island in 1998 was a pivotal moment and one which quite literally brought Christmas to Cuba, since as a welcoming gift the government announced the reinstatement of the holiday.
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GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (270th Issue)
This far out meta blog post explores weird science with
Watch Weird Science online
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I am having an incredible day! - CHEERS
For the first time, astronomers have observed a strange quantum phenomenon in action, where a neutron star is surrounded by a magnetic field so intense, it’s given rise to a region in empty space where matter spontaneously pops in and out of existence.
Dark Science - Used to explain almost anything that scientists don't understand.
Here's what Ceres would look like, if you could actually see it
The scientists in charge of NASA's Dawn spacecraft has released more high-res images of Ceres, along with information that sheds more light on what it's made of. One of the new images is another close-up of its famous Occator Crater taken from a different angle on October 16th, 920 miles above the dwarf planet. Occator is Ceres brightest spot, and according to the Dawn team's latest research, it's because the crater is made of salt. The team believes the impact that formed the crater forced a briny liquid to seep out from underground. It froze then immediately turned into vapor, leaving a blanket of salt behind.
For at least 2,000 years philosophers believed that the spherical Earth must have a large unknown continent at the bottom of the globe to provide symmetry with the large continents to the north. On maps this huge continent was called "Terra Australis" or Southern Land. Europeans finally sighted the ice of Antarctica in the 18th century. Dec. 14, 2011, is the 100th anniversary of the first expedition to reach the South Pole, led by Roald Amundsen.
War in space: Kamikazes, kidnapper satellites and lasers
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| Italian Comedian Girls in the 1960s |
The following Rule 5 Links may lead to pictures commonly described as Not Safe For Work, so exercise discretion in your clicking. BTW; The front office is not responsible for excessive flatulence.
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| Candy Loving |
Fred Dude's Friday Babes
Big Boob Friday with Luna Amor
Friday Night Babe is Alexis Bledel
Friday Babe - Kate Upton
Femme Fatale Friday: Nina Dobrev
BeCos(play) It's Friday
Cosplay this week
Girls of the Redheaded Rebellion
Golden Age of Porno Posters
And now a weirdo, Aiss 索 菲
Anna Semenovich and Those Rubles
Sexy Thai Beach Babes
Vintage Babe of the Week
Rule 5 Cuban Babes
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
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| Fred Dude the blogging Dude |
"The best posts I have seen this week" - Proof Positive Dude
What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere
Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CCXVII)
Rodney's far out space
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Awww Monday - Soft Heart Stuff
Some body forgot to pay their Cat Tax
Clever bird
A new friend
Namcoke plays this game
Just hanging out and being cool
Christmas shopping
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Dial B for Blogging Dude
Attention all good internet citizens
Yes. It's Blogging Dude, strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men!
Blogging Dude, who does post bouncy boobs, cleavage and udder stuff!
Disguised as GOODSTUFF, mild mannered blogger for a great metropolitan magazine, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the universal way.
Remember boys and girls...
Dial B for the Blogging Dude
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GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (271st Issue)
Paula Abdul, the EM Drive scientist, leads this gigantic meta blog post. Where we explore science, fake news and udder hot topics
On the Late Show with David Letterman, Paula Abdul joked that her behavior was caused by her being abducted by aliens.
Paula Abdul was selected from a pool of 700 candidates for the cheerleading squad of the Los Angeles Lakers NBA basketball team, (the famed Laker Girls). Within a year, she became head choreographer. However, I could not find a "good photo" of Paula Abdul in a cheerleader uniform
Their has got to be a cool story with Paula Abdul's father. He was born in Syrian-Jewish community in Aleppo and was raised in Brazil before moving to the USA. Both of Paula Abdul's parents are Jewish.
Fake News with Paula Abdul
In a frank interview with Belgian Catholic weekly Tertio, Pope Francis said the media's obsession with scandal was akin to "coprophilia", an abnormal interest in excrement.
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| Danger, Will Robinson! |
Nearly 13 years into a mission that was originally slated for 90-days, Opportunity continues to amaze. Aside from a stuck "on" heater that forces her to shut down every night, a broken shoulder joint, a "frozen" actuator in her right front steering wheel, and the loss of her long-term or Flash memory, the rover has been performing "much the same as when we took her out of the box," said Bill Nelson, chief of MER engineering, at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL), home to all of NASA's Mars rovers.
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| The Sombrero galaxy |
The ninth annual Hubble Space Telescope Advent Calendar. Every day until Sunday, December 25, this page will present one new image of our universe from NASA's Hubble telescope.
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| GOODSTUFFs - Lunar Squatting Declaration |
"Zero G, and I feel fine." - John Glenn
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Nihonium, Moscovium, Tennessine and Oganesson are officially official.
You might well be left wondering what the motivation is for the scientists who work on discovering these elements. What’s the incentive to create elemental entities that exist for milliseconds or less before winking out of existence by transforming into other elements that are already known? Obviously these elements don’t have any useful applications, but the scientists running the experiments are holding out hope for the possibility of an ‘island of stability’.
The ‘island of stability’ is a theorized group of super heavy elements, beyond those that scientists have managed to synthesize to date. The reason they believe this is actually quite complicated, and has to do with the way in which the protons and neutrons in the nuclei of atoms are arranged. Based on this, they suspect that even heavier elements than those currently known could actually be more stable, and maybe exist for days or even weeks. Work is still ongoing to reach this island.
The periodic table may now appear complete, with the addition of the final four pieces of its seventh row, but now the race is on to produce element 119, and add a new row to the table. At present, the heavier the element, the harder its creation becomes, and several labs have tried to produce element 119 without success. As such, the four elements added to the periodic table this year may be the last added for a number of years.
How This 99-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Tail Ended Up in a Burmese Amber Market
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Democrat Voters To Sue Madonna For “Refusing To Keep Her Promise” Of Giving BJs To Those Who Vote For Hillary Clinton
Young Madonna (the Queen of self promotion)
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| Abigail Ratchford |
Fred Dude's Friday Babes
Big Boob Friday with Alison Tyler
Friday Night Babe is Susan Ward
Femme Fatale Friday: Zendaya
BeCos(play) It's Friday
Cosplay this week
Girls of the Redheaded Rebellion
And now Alejandra Guilmant
Steampunkin' Like A Boss
Rated R Rule 5 Random
Stickboy Bangkok
Vintage Babe of the Week
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
"The best posts I have seen this week" - Proof Positive Dude
What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere
Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CCXVIII)
Rodney's far out space
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Mark Twain and Litter-ary Cats
Mark Twain loved cats. He once said, “I simply can’t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.”
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EDITOR ECHOES:DEAR SIR: -- There is nothing of continental or inter-national interest to communicate about those cats. They had no history; they did not distinguish themselves in any way. They died early--on account of being overweighted with their names, it was thought. SOUR MASH, APPOLLINARIS, ZOROASTER, and BLATHERSKITE, -- names given them not in an unfriendly spirit, but merely to practice the children in large and difficult styles of pronunciation. It was a very happy idea. I mean, for the children.
MARK TWAIN
I had a great admiration for Sour Mash, and a great affection for her, too. She was one of the institutions of Quarry Farm for a good many years. She had an abundance of that noble quality which all cats possess, and which neither man nor any other animal possesses in any considerable degree -- independence. Also she was affectionate, she was loyal, she was plucky, she was enterprising, she was just to her friends and unjust to her enemies.
Indeed she was just that independent of criticism, and I think it was her supreme grace. In her industries she was remarkable. She was always busy. If she wasn't exterminating grasshoppers she was exterminating snakes -- for no snake had any terrors for her. When she wasn't catching mice she was catching birds. She was untiring in her energies. Every waking moment was precious to her; in it she would find something useful to do -- and if she
ran out of material and couldn't find anything else to do she would have kittens. She always kept us supplied, and her families were of choice quality. She herself was a three-colored tortoise-shell, but she had no prejudices of breed, creed, or caste. She furnished us all kinds, all colors, with that impartiality which was so fine a part of her make. She allowed no dogs on the premises except those that belonged there. Visitors who brought their dogs along always had an opportunity to regret it. She hadn't two plans for receiving a dog guest, but only one. She didn't wait for the formality of an introduction to any dog, but promptly jumped on his back and rode him all over the farm. By my help she would send out cards, next day, and invite that dog to a garden party, but she never got an acceptance. The dog that had enjoyed her hospitalities once was willing to stand pat.
- Autobiography of Mark Twain
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| The Bambino Story |
In the early autumn Father rented a house on Fifth Avenue, corner of Ninth Street, number 21, where he, Jean, the faithful Katie, and the secretary settled down for the winter. I was taken to a sanatorium for a year. During the first months of my cure I was completely cut off from friends and family, with no one to speak to but the doctor and nurse. I must modify this statement, however, for I had smuggled a black kitten into my bedroom, although it was against the rules of the sanatorium to have any animals in the place. I called the cat Bambino and it was permitted to remain with me until the unfortunate day when it entered one of the patient's rooms who hated cats. Bambino came near giving the good lady a cataleptic fit, so I was invited to dispose of my pet after that. I made a present of it to Father, knowing he would love it, and he did. A little later I was allowed to receive a limited number of letters, and Father wrote that Bambino was homesick for me and refused all meat and milk, but contradicted his statement a couple of days later saying: "It has been discovered that the reason your cat declines milk and meat and lets on to live by miraculous intervention is, that he catches mice privately." - My Father, Mark Twain by Clara Clemens
Testimonial from Katy Leary, Mark Twain's servant:
Mr. Clemens borrowed a kitten one time, called Bambino, from Clara, who had him in the sanitarium, and had trained him to wash his own face in the bowl every morning -- which shows that he was a very smart little cat. He used to have this kitten up in his room at the Fifth Avenue house and he taught it to put out a light, too. He had a tiny little lamp to light his cigars with at the head of the bed, and after he got all fixed and didn't want the light any more, he taught that cat to put his paw on the light and put it out. Bambino would jump on the bed, look at Mr. Clemens to see if he was through with the light, and when Mr. Clemens would bow twice to him, he'd jump over on to that table quick, and put his little paw right on the lamp! Mr. Clemens was always showing him off; he did that for a lot of people that come there to call.
Mark Twain Has Lost a Black Cat.
From the New York American.
Have you seen a distinguished looking cat that looks as if it might be lost? If you have take it to Mark Twain, for it may be his. The following advertisement was received at the American office Saturday night:
A CAST LOST - FIVE DOLLARS REWARD for his restoration to Mark Twain, No. 21 Fifth avenue. Large and intensely black; thick, velvety fur; has a faint fringe of white hair across his chest; not easy to find in ordinary light.
One night he got kind of gay, when he heard some cats calling from the back fence, so he found a window open and he stole out. We looked high and low but couldn't find him. Mr. Clemens felt so bad that he advertised in all the papers for him. He offered a reward for anybody that would bring the cat back. My goodness! the people that came bringing cats to that house! A perfect stream! They all wanted to see Mr. Clemens, of course.
Two or three nights after, Katherine heard a cat meowing across the street in General Sickles' back yard, and there was Bambino--large as life! So she brought him right home. Mr. Clemens was delighted and then he advertised that his cat was found! But the people kept coming just the same with all kinds of cats for him--anything to get a glimpse of Mr. Clemens! - A Lifetime with Mark Twain by Mary Lawton
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The Daily Prophet
Just like any small town newspaper, the Daily Prophet talks local and doesn't seem to care about objectivity or facts, they just relate stuff happening and not caring at all for the consequences. You'd think it's a small paper with not big deal, that's when you meet their reporter and understand they like to think highly of themselves ( they are reporter for the Daily Prophet after all ) and can only make hits with scandalous articles just like any trash paper. So cool ... than you realize the newspaper is just a business like any other, it needs to sells, must explain the many publicists. So what is the point to read such a lousy newspaper? Well, because it is the only one, it ain't expensive and it does relate each and everything that happens in the Magical Community. Sure, once in while you need intelligent news, with critics and opinions but most of the time, you just don't want to get out of the loop. That's what the Daily Prophet is.
It must have been hard for Cornelius Fudge to try and keep control of a volatile magical community wrapped in the turmoils of an increasingly devastating threat. It must have been even harder to pretend that the threat no longer existed and keep the wizarding community in the dark.
Belived to be the work at Dark wizards or witches unknown. Gringotts goblins while acknowledging the breach insist nothing was taken "The vault in question, number 713, had been emptied that same day. But we're not telling you what was in there, so good for you." said a Gringotts leading goblin this afternoon. Gringotts now need to readdress their security system. Goblin's security specialists are combing the ideas for a better dread of security dragon to replace the now learned useless existing ones. They are now going as far of examining muggle security systems. Gringotts need to get another security system in place before and more breaches.
It was recently uncovered that Willy Potter may not be the only wizard in Durmstrang prison. We have received reliable information that there are multiple wizards inside Durmstrang and that these wizards have established a leadership hierarchy. Using this knowledge and previously established information, we have constructed multiple profiles of the presumed wizard-prisoners. This list is not exhaustive, and uses a large amount of possibly inaccurate information. Proceed with caution.
Quidditch News!
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GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (272nd Issue)
This weeks mammoth meta blog post showcases Abigail Ratchford, the Instagram chick that has plenty of viscous silicone gel. Plus, udder stuff that is fit to click...
Abigail Ratchford, the outrageously curvy bombshell has long been a Maxim favorite, and that she's racked up nearly 5 million Instagram followers. Here, Abigail talks about her Instagram fame and her plans to build a business empire,
Friday Night Babe is Abigail Ratchford
Abigail Ratchford Wrapped in the Flag
Recommended Hotness - Abigail Ratchford
See more of Abigail Ratchford on her Facebook, Twitter, Official Website and Instagram.
Curiosity update, sols 1489-1547
ExoMars Trace Gas Orbiter takes in a rarely-imaged view of Phobos
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The most famous seven words in American journalism - "All the news that's fit to print" - took a permanent place 115 years ago in the upper left corner, or left "ear", of the New York Times masthead.
How dare the peasants publish their
own news on the Internet.
Fantastic Illustrations for "The War of the Worlds" from 1906
Yahoo disclosed today that it has discovered a breach of more than one billion user accounts that occurred in August 2013. The breach is believed to be separate and distinct from the theft of data from 500 million accounts that Yahoo reported this September.
Separately, we previously disclosed that our outside forensic experts were investigating the creation of forged cookies that could allow an intruder to access users’ accounts without a password. Based on the ongoing investigation, we believe an unauthorized third party accessed our proprietary code to learn how to forge cookies.
Troublingly, Yahoo’s chief information security officer Bob Lord says that the company hasn’t been able to determine how the data from the one billion accounts was stolen. “We have not been able to identify the intrusion associated with this theft,” Lord wrote in a post announcing the hack.
TIMING?
ExoMars Trace Gas Orbiter takes in a rarely-imaged view of Phobos
The summits of Mauna Loa and Mauna Kea on the big island in Hawaii were recently closed after snow created icy and unsafe conditions. When people think of Hawaii they normally think of sun and sandy beaches, but according to meteorologists, more snow is on the way for Hawaii.
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| Wonder Woman loses job as UN ambassador |
Wonder Woman has been dropped from her role as an honorary ambassador for the UN working on behalf of women and girls.
The decision to drop the scantily clad, curvaceous comic book superhero within two months of her appointment came after nearly 45,000 people signed an online petition in protest at her appointment.
The petition asked United Nations secretary-general Ban Ki-moon to reconsider her selection as a way to help the fight for equality for women and girls worldwide during 2017.
The petition said: "Although the original creators may have intended Wonder Woman to represent a strong and independent 'warrior' woman with a feminist message, the reality is that the character's current iteration is that of a large breasted, white woman of impossible proportions."
Anastasiya Kvitko, the udder Instagram chick that defies social media experts with boobery
Fred Dude's FridayBabes
Big Boob Friday with Elizabeth Anne
Friday Night Babe is Michelle Dockery
Friday Femme Fatale (HOT)
Femme Fatale Friday: Dagmar Lassander
BeCos(play) It's Friday
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| Magnificent Cosplay By Helly Von Valentine |
Cosplay this week
Girls of the Redheaded Rebellion
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| Vintage Contraceptive Packaging |
Sultress - Jennifer Love Hewitt
Marisa Papen Megapost
Jean Adair The Mystery Woman
Retro Booth Models
Bangkok Babe Miss Daw
Vintage Babe of the Week is Barbi Benton
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
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| LAFF Magazine– October 1945 |
"The best posts I have seen this week" - Proof Positive Dude
What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere
Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CCXVIX)
Rodney's far out space
NSFW Blogger,Fred Dude, posts the hottest stuff
Are your holiday sprints waning due to your carbon foot print? Are you looking for that prefect Christmas gift for all your blogging friends?
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday.
Here at GOODSTUFF’s Carbon Offset Marketplace and Exchange (G-COME) we have taken these matters to heart and donating twelve months worth of carbon credits to all our friends! That’s right one year of free carbon credits! You don’t need to sign up or resister, just harvest the carbon units. Take as many as you and your friends need. There is no limit!
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| Merry Christmas Ya'll |
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Awww Monday - Lost and Found Posters
You have all seen them – you may have even appeared on one yourself – posters proclaiming the loss of a dear pet or relative. Although some disapprove of them for their intrusion on public space most would not dream of removing them in the hope that whatever was lost will be found. And then there are those who embrace them as a form of alternative art. Their alternative lost posters amuse and irritate with, quite possible, equal measure. We prefer to see the funny side – and so here are some of the best on the net.
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The Tail of Alfred E. Neuman
Alfred E. Neuman, the Boy with No Birthday Turns Sixty
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There is no image more evocative of MAD magazine than the grinning, gap-toothed, freckled face of its mascot, Alfred E. Neuman. Ever since the big-eared redhead first graced the satirical Mad magazine’s cover in December 1956, Alfred E. Neuman has become synonymous with MAD, appearing on almost every cover since. But while MAD might have made the fictional character an icon, his origins remained murky for many years
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There is no image more evocative of MAD magazine than the grinning, gap-toothed, freckled face of its mascot, Alfred E. Neuman. Ever since the big-eared redhead first graced the satirical Mad magazine’s cover in December 1956, Alfred E. Neuman has become synonymous with MAD, appearing on almost every cover since. But while MAD might have made the fictional character an icon, his origins remained murky for many yearsAlfred E. Neuman has appeared in more than 1550 issues
The long and tangled history of Alfred E. Neuman.
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| MAD #21: Cover by Harvey Kurtzman (1955) |
First cover appearance (issue 21, March 1955) of Alfred E. Neuman in a fake advertisement satirizing the popular mail-order house Johnson Smith Company
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The Alfred E. Neuman face was created by Norman Mingo. Curiously, none of MAD’s artists, though extremely versatile, has been able to render accurately the Mingo prototype. When Mingo died in 1980, his obituary in The New York Times identified him in its headline as the “Illustrator Behind ‘Alfred E. Neuman’ Face.”
A Great Alfred E. Neuman Story
Star Trek Meets Mad Magazine
Here’s a cover where NORAD’s annual tradition of tracking Santa Claus’s journey from the North Pole results in the end of the world via nuclear holocaust.
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Back in 1955, NORAD's predecessor, the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) was based in Colorado Springs, Colorado. At Christmas time of that year, a Sears department store advertisement placed in a Colorado Springs newspaper featured a picture of Santa urging children to "Call me on my private phone and I will talk to you personally any time day or night." Unfortunately, the phone number included in the ad was either misprinted or misdialed, and a child who called ended up not on the phone with St. Nick but rather with one Colonel Harry Shoup, the officer on duty that day at CONAD. Rather than informing his juvenile caller they had reached a wrong number and brusquely instructing them to get off the line, Col. Shoup opted to play along and asked his staff to accommodate the inquisitive youngster by providing them with updates on Santa's Christmas Eve progress.
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Back in 1955, NORAD's predecessor, the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) was based in Colorado Springs, Colorado. At Christmas time of that year, a Sears department store advertisement placed in a Colorado Springs newspaper featured a picture of Santa urging children to "Call me on my private phone and I will talk to you personally any time day or night." Unfortunately, the phone number included in the ad was either misprinted or misdialed, and a child who called ended up not on the phone with St. Nick but rather with one Colonel Harry Shoup, the officer on duty that day at CONAD. Rather than informing his juvenile caller they had reached a wrong number and brusquely instructing them to get off the line, Col. Shoup opted to play along and asked his staff to accommodate the inquisitive youngster by providing them with updates on Santa's Christmas Eve progress.
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GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (273rd Issue)
This tremendous meta blog post is celebrating the Winter Solstice with Natalie Portman, who is more than just teensy weensy boobs. Plus, at no extra cost, free entertainment
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More of this style photos of Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman is among the rare Hollywood stars with a scientific background.
“You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?” ~ Padmé Amidala
“You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?” ~ Padmé Amidala
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| Natalie Portman doing Starwars things |
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| The Night Blogger - By Al Bruno III |
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| Lunar Adventure Awaits |
Winter Solstice: A look at the solar system's north poles
This image is based on a map of the moon developed from Clementine data. It looks odd because it's made of hundreds of individual images, all taken near the same local time of the lunar day; of course, on any given moment, roughly half of this view would be lit by the Sun and half would not.
Dawn looked across Ceres' north pole from its nightside during its initial month of observations after arrival at the asteroid belt's largest denizen in 2015. It's part of a long sequence of images that show Ceres rotating
The image of Encelauds, Saturn's moon, came from Cassini. Cassini is an orbiter, but it orbits Saturn, not the moons. Consequently its best views of Saturn's moons come from flyby encounters. A few of the moons, notably Titan and Enceladus, have experienced many such flybys, but others of Saturn's moons haven't been so favored. During a flyby on October 14, 2015, Cassini photographed the geographic north pole of Enceladus at high resolution. Cassini found a landscape of subdued craters crisscrossed by chasms.
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Jupiter is large enough that we don't have to even leave Earth to study its meteorology and its poles. It does help to be above Earth's atmosphere, though. Ground-based astronomers get fantastic views but only Hubble can see its polar aurorae in the ultraviolet. Jupiter's north pole is the site of active aurorae because of the giant planet's magnetic field. This photo combines a Hubble photo of Jupiter in visible light wavelengths with one taken in the ultraviolet to help visualize the location of the aurora.
Although it doesn't show an entire hemisphere, this image of Mars' strange, swirly northern polar cap is another such testament to the long-term success of the Mars Global Surveyor mission, combining data from two instruments that revolutionized Mars science, its camera and its laser altimeter. Mars' north pole has a permanent water ice cap about 1000 kilometers across. The cap has striking spiral-shaped markings, topographic depressions that are poorly lit during most seasons
This view of Mercury's north pole is composed of thousands of individual images captured by the MESSENGER mission. In the foreground are vast lava plains first discovered by MESSENGER. At the pole are some crater floors regions that never see sunlight, where even hot Mercury can host permanent ice deposits.
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Pluto's north polar regions are reddish, as are those of its moon Charon. Scientists hypothesize that methane trapped at the pole during winter darkness gets broken apart by solar radiation with the coming of spring, and the molecular bits rejoin into larger carbon-rich molecules called tholins.
These days Cassini is giving us frequent passes over Saturn's sunlit north pole (near its summer solstice, in fact), and views of its striking north polar hexagon.
This photo is the left one in a stereo pair of solar views captured by the twin STEREO spacecraft in March 2007
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| Dealing with Asteroids |
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The image was taken on Dec. 11, 2016, as the Juno spacecraft performed its third close flyby of Jupiter. At the time the image was taken, the spacecraft was about 15,300 miles (24,600 kilometers) from the planet.
JunoCam is a color, visible-light camera designed to capture remarkable pictures of Jupiter's poles and cloud tops. As Juno's eyes, it will provide a wide view, helping to provide context for the spacecraft's other instruments. JunoCam was included on the spacecraft specifically for purposes of public engagement; although its images will be helpful to the science team, it is not considered one of the mission's science instruments
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The image was taken on Dec. 11, 2016, as the Juno spacecraft performed its third close flyby of Jupiter. At the time the image was taken, the spacecraft was about 15,300 miles (24,600 kilometers) from the planet.JunoCam is a color, visible-light camera designed to capture remarkable pictures of Jupiter's poles and cloud tops. As Juno's eyes, it will provide a wide view, helping to provide context for the spacecraft's other instruments. JunoCam was included on the spacecraft specifically for purposes of public engagement; although its images will be helpful to the science team, it is not considered one of the mission's science instruments
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| Life and Times of Aunt Mabel |
Slavic Santa Clauses in the USSR from the 1980s
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| Carrie Keagan |
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GOODSTUFFs Twisted Christmas Project
The Greatest Twisted Christmas Story Ever Told!
Rule 5 - Santa's Little Feminine Helpers
It’s time to remind you that many of the following Rule 5 links are to pics generally considered NSFW, and no matter what happens to you when you fail to exercise discretion in your clicking, it’s not our fault.
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| Lucy Pinder |
Fred Dude's Friday Babes
Big Boob Friday with Siva Aprilla
Friday Night Babe is Felicity Jones
Friday Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale Friday: Farrah Fawcett
BeCos(play) It's Friday
Cosplay this week
KayBear is sugar and spice
Seeing Red
Girls of the Redheaded Rebellion
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Vintage Babe of the Week Babe is Zsa Zsa Gabor The Zsa Zsa Effect Zsa Zsa Gabor “I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.” - Zsa Zsa Gabor. |
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| Thai Superstar Bebe |
All Dresses Matter
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
Color Photos of Marilyn Monroe Taken by Nickolas Muray in the early 1950s
"The best posts I have seen this week" - Proof Positive Dude
What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere
Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CCXVXX)
Rodney's far out space
NSFW Blogger,Fred Dude, posts the hottest stuff
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Awww Monday - All Kinds of Puppy Stuff
Snoopy the Flying Ace... Wallpapers
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This is what happens when you give the puppies too many Christmas cookies
And a Collective AWWWWwwwwwwww.......
Was Heard Across The Land....
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A GOODSTUFF Photo Dump
A selection of cosplay, retro, vintage, and weird photos. Extracted from the far out corners of the internet.
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| Pinups from the Pirate Cove |
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| Atomic Hand Held Weapons |
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| Fred's NSFW site |
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| Some days... |
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| 54 million year old Gekko preserved in amber |
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| It's a Gas |
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| Concept: Bad to the Bone |
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| Misandrist |
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| 170 Years of Hurricanes Mapped |
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| Madame Pele |
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| Bat Labels |
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| Cat Tax |
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| GOODSTUFF Does Mars |
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| PMS |
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| Hi Ho Hi Ho it's off to work we go |
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| Wallpaper Art for Dudes |
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